Gordon, Guárdian of the Gálaxy,
You're the birthday honoree
Slightly older than thirty-three;
Yeah, you're the birthday boy
From Rockford, Illinois,
But over the months and years you have
Settled into Lincoln Ave.
with proper St. Paul protocol.
And it's been 366 days
Due to Leap Year's crazy ways
Since last you had by earth rotations
Your birthday, so now: congratulations!