Gordon, Guárdian of the Gálaxy,

You're the birthday honoree

Slightly older than thirty-three;

Yeah, you're the birthday boy

From Rockford, Illinois,

But over the months and years you have

Settled into Lincoln Ave.

with proper St. Paul protocol.

And it's been 366 days

Due to Leap Year's crazy ways

Since last you had by earth rotations

Your birthday, so now: congratulations!