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If Betty Boop had married John Getty, and then, after his death had married Lawrence Ferlinghetti and then served pasta at a dinner party, would that dish be forever known as Betty Getty Ferlinghetti Spaghetti?

Speaking of tasty dishes, if an amusement park in Brooklyn served pasta with bits of simulated horsemeat in it, would it be known as Coney Island Phony Pony Baloney Macaroni?

If the main UN weapons inspector told his daughter not to go to R-rated movies, would the headlines read: "Nix to Trixi Blix Flicks Picks?"

If Bishop Schneider's wife made some apple juice, but the apples were too ripe and they had fermented, should he guide her to hide her Schneider apple cider inside her?

If the governor of this pretty, great state ran for office one more time, and his opponent was an ex-husband of Julia Roberts, would the headlines read:"Utah: Lovitt or Leavitt?"

If a large road led to the palace of a wacko dictator of a Middle-Eastern country, would we regain our brain drain by taking pains not to refrain from taking that main lane in order to put chains on an insane Saddam Hussein?

I don't know... Maybe when Bush comes to shove.