"Oh, Do You Know?"
A Series of Jingle-Jangle Jingles

Oh, do you know the Muffin Man, who lives in the Drury's Lane?

Do you know Trudy and John / Jaclyn & Don / Jeanny & Von /

Sharon & Ron / Cathy & Deon / Glenda & John ?

Do you know uno or dos Sebresos?

Do you know Arnold & Dianne / Marilyn & Dan / Marianne /

DeeAnn / Diona?

Will you know them mañana?

Do you know Dean / Kaylene / Irene / Eugene?

Do you know Bonnie & Ed / Joanna & Fred?

Robbie & Karen ? Howie & Sharon?

Have you recently seen or saw Rick & Nena Maw?

Oh did you know, Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum

That Oakland is where the Bybees are from?

If you know Joel & Cathy (and their kids)

You must be as happy as ... those who accept money for Olympic Bids.

Oh, how I wishya / knew Jason and Trisha.

Do you know Norma and Dale, female and male?

Have you seen Ali and Troy?One's a girl and one's a boy.

Have you seen a Dog named Bowser

walking a human by the name of Mausser?

Have you seen a Salmon dressed like a man,

right next door to Kim & Stan?

Do you recognize DuWayne & EllaMae, Merlin & Gay, Laura and Jay?

Will you on Sunday?

Do you know some high caliber Gunns?

Right around the corner? Yep, those are the ones.

Oh, Do you know the Nelsons, half-the-Nelsons, or the full-Nelsons?

Do you know Eric & Liz? Cuz' knowin' them is where it is.

Call, Clark, Clegg and Conrad and Colledge,

Are these names of which you have some knowledge?

Kuhni, Keim, Keele and King,

All these names have lots of zing.

Pemberton, Pearson, Prestley, Pindell

Possess plenty of plosives, you can tell.

Merrill, Markham, Mueller and Malan

Are names, but if they were boats, they would make good sailin'.

On Peterson, On Anderson, On Jackson & Sorenson,

Now Johnson, now Stephenson, On Wilson & Williamson.

And are you like sure-ah / you don't know the Imamuras?

Do you know Keku, do you know Su?

Do you know Jim and Kim and Pam?

And have you kept in touch with your Uncle Sam?

Do you know more than one Betty? More than two Lindas?

And did you know long division is called the Goes-Intahs?

Who doesn't know Monty?The full Monty?

Now let's talk / about the family Dresbach,

And the ever cheery / Familia Ayaviri.

There are not many like Mike & Penny, George & Jenny,

But Randa & Korey, Gene & Lori, that's a different story.

Do you know six Peterson chicks / or a family by the name of Mix?

Do you know Richard & Jerry / Irene & Larry / Barry & Sherry /

Wally & Terri / Curtis & Mary / Kevin & Sherry / Karla & Jerry?

Have you ever been at the table / with Ralph & Mabel?

Have you ever sat / with Ashley & Matt?

Can you form the comparative Ploeg, Ploeger and Ploegest?

Schneid, Schneider and Schneidest?

Hawk, Hawker and Hawkest?

Walk, Walker and Walkest?

And tell me, which one is Swoggest, Fred or Su?

Are you acquainted with, or adore,

One Smith, or more?

Barbara and Brian / live in Zion.

Floralba and Art / do their part.

Sueli and Roy / Impart their joy.

Suzi & Mitch / have their niche.

Now we're done, this was just a sample:

Of people worth knowing... and of them we have ample.