CLEO, WOULD YOU ENTERTAIN THE TROOPS?
Caesar, once he slipped
Wanted to have Cleopatra, the queen,
Whom he had seen
So Julius spake: "I shall seize her
And try to please her.
If she should please me too,
Well, that would do
A bit later,
Cleopatra, dressed in high style,
In skins of alligator
From the Nile,
Asked Marc Antony:
"Do you fancy me?,"
To which he replied, "Yeah, so far!,"
As they retired to her boudoir.
One day, Cleo's throat had a rasp:
The only cough elixir
That could truly fix her
Was the venom from an asp.
SO MARY, WHEN'S THE NEXT FAMILY REUNION?
Some are sure
She conceived the Ultimate Rex
Without the requisite sex.